Coffee is the rare gift that is both a joke and genuinely useful. Ours leans into the apocalypse theme without skimping on what is in the bag. Everything below is sold at its regular price - no fake markdowns, no invented countdown timers. What you see is what it costs.
The roasts - bags on sale at $19.32 (was $28)
Four roasts in 12oz and 10oz bags, whole bean or ground:
- End of Times Blend - dark roast. The one that started it.
- Last Light - medium roast, for slightly less ominous mornings.
- Ground Zero - espresso roast, built for pressure.
- Black Sun - bold roast, maximum gravity.
Shop all four roasts. Shipping is a flat $6 under $50 and free at $50 or more - three bags clear the bar.
The subscription - on sale at $19.32, $37.26, or $53.82 a month (was $28, $54, or $78)
The gift that keeps arriving. Solo ($19.32/month, was $28) is one bag a month, Duo ($37.26/month, was $54) is two, and Bunker ($53.82/month, was $78) is three. Shipping is free on every subscription shipment. See the subscription options.
Field gear
- Enamel Camp Mug - $26. Survives drops, campfires, and Mondays. See the mug.
- End of Times Tee - $34. See the tee.
- Survivor Tote - $31. See the tote.
Who this works for
- The prepper who has everything except good coffee.
- The coffee person with a sense of humor about the news.
- The office gift exchange where a bag on sale at $19.32 (was $28) fits under the limit.
- Yourself. Rotation beats hoarding - see how to store coffee long term.
How gifting works here
Order to the recipient's address and it ships like any other order. We do not offer gift wrapping or gift messages yet; we would rather tell you that plainly than surprise you at the door. Questions about a gift order? Email hello@eotcoffee.com.